Category: Humor
Splatter Alert: Disable All Fans Now!
A major stool front is approaching the nation’s Capitol. Significant movements are expected. (CLICK TITLE NOW!)
Off the Fecal Flowmeter: We Have a New Gender Identity! Best Ever!
We have a new gender identity! You can now choose to identify as a “sapiosexual”. This is good news for many, because the choices on the menu are still so limited. Facebook only has about forty different boxes to check off. Dating sites are woefully short on descriptions for their users’ sexuality, too. They haven’t… Continue reading Off the Fecal Flowmeter: We Have a New Gender Identity! Best Ever!
Blazing Saddles – Finding a Sheriff
Hedley Lamarr: If I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge, that his very appearance would drive them out of town. {Looks out to audience} Well, where would I find such a man? Why am I asking YOU?
Harvey Korman as Hedley Lamarr
Donald Trump as the Sheriff