Starbucks Gets Screwed and It’s Pretty Funny

The Starbucks logo has become a symbol of love for every liberal cause. These bumbling baristas are the caffeinated champions of social justice. But they slipped up. One unfortunate incident was all it took for the racism hustlers to throw them under the bus. Now, the company has decided to double down on their marketing… Continue reading Starbucks Gets Screwed and It’s Pretty Funny

Raising Robots: The Public School Propaganda Machine

Teachers are supposed to open minds and teach skills, not enlist recruits for a cause. They have become advocates, not instructors. Teachers have forgotten their mission, but at least they mean well. They really believe they’re doing the right thing. But they are mistaken. They live in a new kind of world, a world of… Continue reading Raising Robots: The Public School Propaganda Machine

Angry Students Are Just the Latest Useful Tools for the Army of the Left

Since a young man named Franklin was cranking a printing press, Americans have believed in the supremacy of the individual over the elites and the masses. And more freedom from government has always been key to this ideal. Young Franklin’s world was a distant outpost from the King of England and his minions. The sheer… Continue reading Angry Students Are Just the Latest Useful Tools for the Army of the Left

The Left Loses its Shit Over Shitholes

Wait a minute. Either: A. These countries actually are shitholes, and we need to let their people come here in order to save them and give them a better life, or B. These countries are no different than any other country and their people don’t deserve special treatment in our immigration rules. The leftists haven’t figured… Continue reading The Left Loses its Shit Over Shitholes

Let’s Make a Deal: Why Monty Hall Would’ve Hated Today’s Leftists

Opinions vary. People talk. Some disagreements get emotional. It happens all the time. Usually, both parties walk away friends. Deals are struck between opposing parties every day, typically the result of negotiation and compromise. But, when issues get more serious, and one side is emotionally invested in radical change, you’re probably in for a fight.… Continue reading Let’s Make a Deal: Why Monty Hall Would’ve Hated Today’s Leftists